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Showing posts with label Liverpool. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Liverpool. Show all posts

Saturday, 8 December 2007

Liverpool Watch: Reading



Liverpool lost to Reading. Arsenal lost to Middlesborough. Shit happens.

Saturday, 24 November 2007

Liverpool Watch: Newcastle


This sort of play should be the norm. Click here for previous LW posts.

Saturday, 10 November 2007

Monday, 5 November 2007

Liverpool Watch: Blackburn

Can you see the passion in Crouchy's eyes? Look at him. He's a beast... failing miserably against Blackburns tight defense. Blackburn are title contenders- sorry, they were title contenders back in 1992-1995.

Here are the highlights from Saturday's match:



Here's proof that Liverpool have the ability to beat Blackburn using the scientific method of Fifa 2008 on my shiny PS3: Babel has time for some keepy up before an overhead flick and left foot smash.

Monday, 29 October 2007

Liverpool Watch: Arsenal


Well, that was lucky. It could've been much worse. Then again, if Liverpool managed to keep their early lead, the Kop could currently be 3 points behind Arsenal.

Monday, 22 October 2007

Liverpool Watch: Everton


That was too close for comfort. Who knew Liverpool could come back from behind at that stage of the game? They may have been trying to outscore themselves but it was still a tight one.

It was another controversial game for Liverpool this season but at least we won this one. Unlike that shambolic Chelsea game... I still hate you Rob Styles. I know you read this blog. I hope you cry yourself to sleep.

Bonus Livepool video collection: 100 Players Who Shocked The Kop



It's the follow-up to the 100 Days That Shook The Kop feature I compiled a few weeks ago. A run-down of the list can be found on bill-shankly.blogspot.com.

Monday, 8 October 2007

Liverpool Watch: Tottenham FC

I honestly don't know what to say in regards to the Kop's recent form after a promising start. I'll leave it to Tottenham Hotspurs fan favourite Glenn Hoddle:

"75% of what happens to Paul Gascoigne in his life is fiction"

"With hindsight, it's easy to look at it with hindsight"

"Football's all about 90 minutes"

"Robert Lee was able to do some running on his groin for the first time"

"When a player gets to 30, so does his body"

"But he was a player that hasn't had to use his legs, even when he was 19, because his first two yards were in his head"

"International football is one clog further up the football ladder"

Monday, 1 October 2007

Liverpool Watch: Benayoun Versus Wigan


Well, what do you know- three full points. The match against Wigan could prove to be essential when Liverpool are fighting to beat Arsenal and newcomers Man Yoo to the top spot at the end of the season. I would bet, even money, on that.

Here are the highlights from the Reading versus Liverpool game in the Carling cup match from last Wednesday. That Freddy Torres, or whatever his name was, is alright I suppose but he's no Emile Heskey.

Monday, 24 September 2007

Liverpool Watch: Birmingham


Liverpool 0-0 Birmingham

To be fair, Birmingham are a world class team with such quality players as Rowan Vine and Stuart Parnaby. Hopefully, in their next match against Reading in the Carling Cup, Liverpool will make it four draws in a row. That'll show Chelsea who's boss.

Monday, 17 September 2007

Liverpool Watch: Portsmouth


Now, that's the Liverpool I remember! Win all the important matches and then barely manage a point against losers like Portsmouth. I mean, who are they? Nobodies, that's who. What have they ever achieved? Nothing. It happened in 2002 when they last topped the table and lost against Tottenham, who were low in morale and looking for a competent manager at that point. Anyways, here are the highlights from Saturday's match:



I'm in the process of purchasing a reissue of the 1989/1990 Adidas shirt as seen on the right. Adidas released this limited edition replica to celebrate their return to producing jerseys for the pool. You can buy the shirt here. I found a great top ten Kop jersey list on Being Sven.

Monday, 10 September 2007

100 days that shook the Kop

As long as I can remember, I've been a Liverpool fan. Maybe it's because my older brother forced me to, or that every Man-yoo supporter in my school class were arsewipes. Nobody in their right mind would be a Chelsea fan back then. I've always found that Liverpool are a team worth supporting.

On Liverpoolfc.tv, the offical site, fans were asked to name what they thought were the most important days in Liverpool history. The compilation had a weekly feature with downloads for each one. One of the Liverpool faithful recently uploaded almost every single one onto youtube. Some of them are download only.
  1. The Hillsborough Disaster
  2. Heysel Disaster
  3. Shankly Resigns
  4. The Glory That Was Rome
  5. First F.A Cup Win
  6. Treble Homecoming
  7. Dalglish Resigns
  8. Clinching the Double
  9. Fairclough vs St. Etienne
  10. The KOP's Last Stand
  11. Shankly's Appointment
  12. Inter Milan Sent Back To Italy
  13. Thomas' Title Clinching Goal
  14. UEFA Cup Final 2001 vs Alaves
  15. European Final 1984
  16. Liverpools First European Trophy
  17. The Arrival of King Kenny
  18. 2001 F.A Cup Final
  19. Rushie's 4 vs Everton
  20. Paisley's First Title
  21. Stadium Move Announcement
  22. Houllier Returns in Rome
  23. Beating Spurs 7-0
  24. 1974 European Cup Final
  25. Retaining the European Cup
  26. European Cup Final 1981
  27. Classic 4-3 vs Newcastle United
  28. Signing John Barnes
  29. Macca's Derby Winner
  30. Kenny's Title Clincher
  31. Shankly's Last Title
  32. Forest 5-0
  33. Robbie Leaves the Reds
  34. Battle of Britain '66
  35. Auxerre 1991
  36. 1976 - UEFA Cup Final
  37. 1989 F.A Cup Final
  38. Promotion After 8 Years
  39. Howie Gayles Big Contribution
  40. The Goal That Never Was
  41. Chairman Mao Speech
  42. Silencing the NouCamp
  43. Humiliation at Worchester
  44. Evans and Houllier Team Up
  45. Record Breakers
  46. Careless Hands
  47. First Post War Champions
  48. Heads the Reds Win
  49. 3-goal Comeback vs Manchester United
  50. Keegans Punch-up
  51. First Wembley Cup Final
  52. Record 11-0 Victory
  53. Rocked by the Wombles
  54. Robbie's Hattrick Record
  55. 3-goal Derby Comeback
  56. Worthington Cup Win
  57. Rushie Returns
  58. Sandy Brown's Own Goal
  59. 1982 Championship
  60. First All-Merseyside Cup Final
  61. Heartache vs Inter Milan
  62. 9-0 vs Crystal Palace
  63. Advent of All Red
  64. Houlliers AGM Speech
  65. Signing Ron Yeats
  66. League Cup 1982
  67. Jack Balmer's Hat-tricks
  68. Title Anguish at Highbury
  69. Winning the Youth F.A Cup
  70. Shankly's First Title
  71. Signing Collymore
  72. All Change at Watford
  73. Fowler's Five at Fulham
  74. Keegans Return in the Super Cup
  75. Mandela and the Reds
  76. Stubbins in the Snow
  77. 1995 Coca Cola Cup Final
  78. Owens Ballon D'Or
  79. Roger Hunts Testimonial
  80. Cream Suits at Wembley
  81. Forest End Euro Reign
  82. Last League Title
  83. 1971 F.A Cup Final
  84. Record 1-9 Defeat
  85. Keegans Debut
  86. First European Match
  87. Relagation
  88. Ajax vs Liverpool '66
  89. Steve MacManaman's Bosman
  90. King Kenny's 95 Title
  91. Terry Mac's Derby Brawl
  92. Owen's 100th Goal
  93. The First European Final
  94. Houllier Mosaic
  95. 4-0 F.A Cup Win vs Everton
  96. Qualifying for the Champions League 2000-2001
  97. Hickson Crosses Stanley Park
  98. First League Cup
  99. Anfield Rap
  100. Fowler Backs the Dockers
Here's most of it in playlist form:

Monday, 3 September 2007

Liverpool Watch: Derby


What a good time to be a Liverpool fan. Six fantastic goals (which should've been twelve) even with Steven Gerrard and Jamie Carragher on the bench. Top of the table for the first time since November 2002. I can't believe it's been that long.

Monday, 27 August 2007

Liverpool Watch: Sunderland

I found the extended highlights on DivShare because of the same problem as last week where Youtube clips are taken down by ninja-type lawyers. I'd only recommend playing the clip if you've got broadband.



I've also found a cool one-hour video called "Fowler's Hot 100" as seen here on Amazon. There are a lot of great goals there and they're during my favourite Liverpool era with the "Spice Boys" and all that starting up. McManaman says in the follwing video "I think he's jusy like um unbeliveably lucky in the box and every one of them have just bounced off his knee and gone in". I'm sure that's not totally true...



Tomorrow will be 13 years to the day since Fowler scored a hat-trick against Arsenal:

Monday, 20 August 2007

This deserves it's own weekly feature

I have reached a new level of hatred for Chelsea the cheaters. There was something incredibly fishy about the decisions made last Saturday by Rob Syles. The main issue is the penalty that never was. It was only given because of some pressuring from John Terry and the rest of the team. Second, a confusing decision to book John Terry from 15 yards away after he ran up to Essien appearing to give a second yellow card but then changing his mind. Throughout the game there were many occasions where Liverpool players were clearly fouled and almost Gerrard almost purposefully stamped upon by Mikel. I always thought that a match between two of the top teams in English football deserved at least a competent referee.

In an interview after the game, when asked about the decision and whether he saw Rob Styles being pressured to give a spot kick, Jose Mourinho said that his team wouldn't do that because the team were "naive and pure". Rafael Benitez heard this and said that if that was true then "I'm Little Red Riding Hood".

As a result of the poor refereeing decisions made, it was announced that Styles would be banned for one round of Premiership matches. He's since seen the video footage and now knows that he got it wrong and is deeply apologetic. It's also been revealed that Styles is on the board of the firm which paved the driveway of Chelsea's billionaire owner Roman Abramovich. So it's a conspiracy now? Interesting...

Anyways, I've embedded below the highlights of the entire match as hosted by Megavideos because of some silly legal issue on YouTube. If all you want to see are the goals then here is Torres' classy shot and Lampard's "penalty".


This kind of refereeing/ cheating really pisses me off so much so, that I need a fix of football comedy to cheer me up. That's why I like to turn to funny compilations such as this one on youtube. My favourite moment would be just before the 2 minute mark where a Ronaldihno wannabe has everyone highly confused, Ted.

Monday, 13 August 2007

This deserves it's own post


That shot could not be more perfect.