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Saturday, 16 June 2007

New Music For Your Ears

Artist: The White Stripes
Album: Icky Thump
Bitrate: 214kbps avg
Label: Warner
Genre: Rock
Size: 77.73 MB
Playtime: 48min 16sec
Rip date: 2007-06-14
Store date: 2007-06-19

01. Icky Thump 4:14
02. You Don't Know What Love Is (You Just Do As You're Told) 3:54
03. 300 M.P.H. Torrential Outpour Blues 5:28
04. Conquest 2:48
05. Bone Broke 3:14
06. Prickly Thorn, But Sweetly Worn 3:05
07. St. Andrew (This Battle Is In The Air) 1:49
08. Little Cream Soda 3:45
09. Rag And Bone 3:48
10. I'm Slowly Turning Into You 4:34
11. A Martyr For My Love For You 4:19
12. Catch Hell Blues 4:18
13. Effect And Cause 3:00

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Friday, 15 June 2007

Holy Bat-Boner!

This is a classic. It's a battle of the boners between Batman and the Joker. See all the funny samples from this issue here. The host site,, is a nice little website which collects all these old comics which today seem very wrong. There are some accidental (I think) sexual innuendo cases with some wildly un-PC images and some scenes that seem like the artists were seriously high/ monkeys/ seriously high monkeys. The site started as a collection to show how much a dick Superman can really be as demonstrated here.

All the images in Superdickery aren't edited in any way. Unlike this one. It's a image of various edited spiderman scenes I uploaded which will really make you cry with laughter or your money back.

Thursday, 14 June 2007

Young Bob Dylan

It gets old fast but there are some real good moments there. On a totally unrelated topic: Adore Pandas? Like Dogs? Then you'll love the new Panda Dog!

Wednesday, 13 June 2007

Photo Contest Winners

This is a water balloon a split second after bursting and it's by some photographer called "pajohnson". I'm sure he got his name from his pa's johnson or something. Photographers are twisted like that. Check out the rest of the entries at Crestock which anyone who has an interest in photography or pretty pictures will love. It was hard to pick one to show here. They're all pretty damn good.

The website itself is brilliant for photographers and wierdos who have nothing better to do. It's called Crestock. It's a creative stock photo website which I think got their name from the word "Crest" which is the upper curve of a horse's neck and "OC" which is a TV show based on some whores in Orange County with an added "K" at the end because K's are kool.

Tuesday, 12 June 2007

Ocean's 13 Real Life Inspirations

To celebrate the really new movie, Ocean's 13, that's really been out since last Friday, here are 13 real life heist stories that really happened... in life. "Really?" you say? Yes, really. That's it for now. Keep it real, yo.

Monday, 11 June 2007

Wooooooooooooooh! said Bill.

This is a brilliant remix of William Shatner footage doing 160KPH. An equally brilliant version called "Da Shatner Funk" can be found here.

Sunday, 10 June 2007

Films To Look Foward To

Knocked Up

This comes from the director (and a good selection of the cast) of 40-Year Old Virgin, Judd Apatow. He also made Freaks And Geeks.


The Simpsons Movie

I can't wait for this. This will make or break the Simpsons for me. If it's anything as good as the trailer, I'll need new pants.


I have a feeling this trailer might include every good scene expected film in the same way as Borat did (Car versus Helicopter, Ode To Joy, Yippee Kay Yeay etc). It looks like it'll be a tribute to the Trilogy with it's in jokes and self references but with a modern twist in this computer based world hence the Four Point Oh.


Evan Almighty

Steve Carrell deserves to be in more movies quickly before people notice he plays the same characters over and over.


Transformers: Robots In Disguise

Optimus Prime has got some moves! I already can't wait for the sequel... Transformers: Robots In Drag. Bound to be great.