Maxim have recently released a list to mirror their Sexiest Women Alive poll (topped by Charlize Theron) for the Unsexiest Women Alive.
1. Sarah Jessica Parker- A stickperson that looks vaguely like an emu:
2. Sandra Oh- One of the best looking Asian men I've ever seen:
3. Amy Winehouse- Mrs. Potato Head:4. Madonna- Her arms give me nightmares:
5. Britney Spears- How did she turn from this to this in the space of just a few short marriages: