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Monday, 6 August 2007

I don't know what to make of this...

Yes, that's Chamillionaire (black and white) rapping with himself. I have to admit, some things on that news ticker at the bottom is a bit funny. The video actually consists of two related songs: "Hip Hop Police (feat. Slick Rick)" and "Evening News". Some say he's the future of Hip Hop. I say "Shut your smelly face". Anywho, check it out here:

Some of it seems like it was written by a brain dead parrot but there are tiny moments of Dave Chappelle standard comedy. It's got another weird moment where another rapper, Slick Rick, is talking to himself in a different costume so that's a bit weird. Has Slick Rick lost his marbles? Has he ever had them? Although... Once upon a time, not long ago, when people wore pyjamas and lived life slow...

Speaking of somebody who has lost the plot, R. Kelly, is developing the next 10 chapters of his "Trapped In The Closet" saga. Yes, THE Robert Sylvester Kelly. The one who (allegedly) married a 15 year old Aaliyah when he was 27 and years later filmed himself peeing on a young girl. I can't put into words how disgusting that is. So, I'll let Dave Chappelle sing you a song! Oh, snap! He's got a remix edition!

I've embedded below a recap that he's personally put together to remind you of how great this story is. In case you need the full story you can find chapters 1-5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11 and 12 on the almighty Youtube.


Oh, shit.

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